FOR YOUR VIEWING PLEASURE [TELEVISION]
For Your Viewing Pleasure [Television]
• Postponed - NASCAR Sprint Cup race module be held tomorrow.
• In progress - College Football - check here for national breakdown.
• In progress - PGA: BMW Championship, Third Round [NBC]
• In progress - Tennis: US Open [CBS]
• 2:00 - Movie: The Replacements [Cinemax]
• 3:30 - Phillies at Mets, city at Minnesota, or Arizona at Los Angeles Dodgers [Fox]
• 3:30 - San Diego State at Notre Dame [CBS]
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Naked Women Go Pro in the Lingerie Football League [Lingerie Football]
The Super Bowl halftime gimmick, the Lingerie Bowl, has taken on shapely legs of its own. The Lingerie Football League (LFL) module start in 2009 with franchises in field cities. According to the league’s site, it’s “the real fantasy football”. I guess there is something for everyone; sexy women tackling each other in their underwear or skinny bitches effort their faces smashed in? It’s your call.
I have to admit, this is a pretty beatific idea. I was prepared to go all feminism on that ass, but I can’t. It’s brilliant. And with teams same San Diego Seduction, metropolis Desire, and Los Angeles Temptation, the marketing possibilities are endless. I’ll bet it lasts individual than the XFL.
No word on a New royalty team still but I’d same to throw my hat in the ring for fullback. It won’t be pretty, but I’ll roll some bitches over.
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Hugh Say He’s Just a Friend [Hugh President Project]
Ohio State got the advance back, but they’re still struggling against Ohio so I’m sticking with today’s theme. The Buckeyes are locked in a battle with their cross-state “rivals” patch the real McCoy’s to their Hatfield’s find themselves in a similar situation over in Ann Arbor. Meanwhile Temple is actually success again, albeit in a tropical storm. Next up on the program is the plucky BCS hopefuls from Mormania traveling to face Ty Willingham’s pedagogue Huskies on Fox Sports Net. All of the best Hugh President submissions can be found after the jump.
Pam environmentalist keeps slipping in the word “aggregate,” trying to sound smarter than she really is. I hate it when women try and act same they merit to vote. Monday Morning Punter
Please permit Ohio finish the employ — we’d all appreciate a expiration that would save us from any chance of OSU symptom a spot in the BCS championship game again. s2blog
I don’t undergo what’s worse, Pam Ward’s statement or Brian Hartline’s hands. MnTheLadies
Don’t you turn your back on me Chris Speilman! Slothrop
Lee Corso reminds me of a kooky uncle that touches lowercase kids. drscooter19
Text from a friend at the Purdue game “The Jim Colleto era has returned”. God forbid. - The falls Times
The terminal team to beat Ohio State was Oberlin (Ed. Note: That doesn’t sound right)? That may be Oberlin’s terminal conclusion in anything but the desirable “Most Conscientiously Objecting NPR-Listening Vegetarians on Campus” category of the Princeton Review. MythMan12
Watching Chris Spielman as a sideline reporter makes me nostalgic for the homoerotic sexual tension he used to have in the booth with Pam Ward. Ah, the beatific ole days. Smitty
Boo politician to Steven Goulet, and a breakout chorus of “C’est Moi” right after the catch. s2nblog
Ed. Note: Interception for Laurinaitis, Ohio State ball…fuck.
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The Day’s Final Hugh [Hugh President Project]
So it turns out that finding a picture of a cheerleader near the honor H is a bit tougher than I imagined. Regardless, East Carolina is sticking it to West Virginia, Notre Dame is still as awful as you could have hoped, and pedagogue is sticking with BYU in an enthusiastic game. So yeah, things are starting to countenance up all over the place. Continue after the move for the final HJP of the day, especially if you reside in the “Jimmy Clausen is a douchebag” camp.
So not only does PSU have that annoying roar over the PA for first downs, but their gathering has adopted the Euro ‘08 douchebaggery chanting of “Seven Nation Army.” s2nblog
ECU goes up 7-0 on WVU….how daylong until Paul Maguire starts attain pirate jokes? “ARRRRR that was a beatific play!” drscooter19
I do tell that from this period forward, Jimmy Clausen shall be famous as “Pickles.” twoeightnine (Ed. Note: And so it shall be.)
Jimmy Clausen has absent from spiky-haired douchebag to greasy, long-hair douchebag. That is quite a mullet. s2nblog
Clausen with a demi-mullet and meet one eyeblack on? Cemented his title as douchetard of the season - and it’s only September! Texy
If this does become to pass, can we relegate Notre Dame to I-AA? It’s not same they belong to a word or anything. s2nblog
Jimmy Clausen fails to hit the receiver in the end zone. Then they fumble the field content attempt. Notre Dame Football. FEEL THE EXCITEMENT! drscooter19
It’s not same NBC to televise a football program that is substantially beyond its laurels years. By the way, does anyone undergo if there’s a new SNL tonight? suss
I read about Jevan Snead in Meat Market. I undergo he played for a split second at Texas before transferring to Ole Miss. For some reason, I thought he was black, and I can’t explain why. s2nblog (Ed. Note: Me too.)
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ESPN’s Featured Comment Of The Week [Espn Commentary]
ESPN scoured its message boards to find its cleverest, boldest, most enlightening comment, and chose this one above all others …
• “We have no intent what a Zorn-coached team is feat to countenance or perform same in a real game.” — Cavalierman007
Previous ESPN Featured Comment of the Week, plus a Featured Deadspin Response or two …
• “LPGA’s intentions are good, but suspending players and an ‘English-only’ rule isn’t the way.” — SheldonOverton
• ESPN’s intentions are good, but allowing people who cannot indite coherant English to interpret isn’t the way. (blogsarefun}
• LPGA’ s 기도는 좋았다, 그러나 그것에는 너무 많은 여성 동성애자가 있다 Translation: “The LPGA’s intentions were beatific but they have too some lesbians” /funnier when you reverse-translate it using Babelfish (Beer-Fart)
• My intentions were good…oh wait. - diplomatist Mariotti (RockMeScottyLeius)
(ESPN Featured Profile of the Week: MSCzona74)
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