WES WELKER’S MUSICAL BELLY BUTTON CAPTIVATES CROWD [EEEEEEIIGGHHHTTTEEENNN AAAAANNNNDDDD OOONNNEEE]
Wes Welker’s Musical Belly Button Captivates Crowd [EEEEEEIIGGHHHTTTEEENNN AAAAANNNNDDDD OOONNNEEE]

A few members of the New England Patriots got disturbed karaoke-style for Larryoke, a charity event organized by Pats’ special teams captain Larry Izzo. Those in attendance were blown away by Wes Welker’s belly button rendition of “MacArthur Park”. That thing’s got some pipes.
Some other highlights allow a near-shirtless buffoon pedagogue friction on a woman’s thigh and Mike Vrabel gift some quality talking hands. Had he shown those early in his career, he might have been able to earn a roster spot with the Steelers. All the meshugas can be viewed on this handy Flickr photo stream.
Where’s coach Belichick? You’re telling me he can’t mumble through a take on Carrie Underwood’s “Before He Cheats.” So much for rehabbing that image, Cheatsy McChesturecheat.
UPDATE: Here’s recording manner of those big unclean merry ingroup dons at Kissing Suzy Kolber:
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We’re Up 2-0
Well Yardbarkers it got a lowercase scary in the end but we prefabricated it two in a row tonight. It was a enthusiastic team effort and our gathering prefabricated a big difference. They were into it and brought so much energy - I felt them the entire night. Tonight was all about effort into the paint and creating shots for my teammates. I take pride in effort the guys the ball and they were hitting the shots. I passed up a few layups and some other shots, but I desired to spread it around. Look what happened - Paul had 28 and 8 assists so he was passing it too. KG was doing what he’s finished all assemblage and metropolis was big. It was a team effort. We need to be proud of ourselves for success the first two games of the NBA Finals. That was big. But two wins are not beatific enough. We need two more so we need to check film, stay focused and execute. I do undergo this, the two wins module attain that daylong flight to LA much better. Stay tuned, I’ll be updating you every period during the finals. I’ll holla!
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So, Yeah, Active Week [Week In Review]
• See ya, Hirshey.
• See ya … what? See ya … us?
• If the Cubs are gonna ready winning, at small this happened.
• Uh, yikes.
• This guy is the greatest.
• Ron Artest, journalist.
• Drew, out of the closet.
• We’re not sure we’d get along with Chuck Bednarik.
• Everybody likes that Kimbo Slice character.
• Duck!
• We’re already in fuck with the NBA Finals.
Miss a week, miss a lot, people. The countdown officially begins; we only intend to indite three more of these hebdomad wrapups. Alas. Your weekend editor is the esteemed Christmas Ape. We hope he likes horse races who dope. We’ll see you Monday. Oh, and you kids in Chicago for the Pants Party? Go crazy; we are unbelievably sad we won’t be there.
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