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Streakin’ Ain’t Easy [Lady On The Move DUAN]

Unless, of course, you are Tiffany May, who reached mid-level internet notoriety thanks to her patriotic half-streak during the USA v. Honduras qualifying match terminal March. May has parlayed her spirited underwear panache into a Playboy pictorial, where she module bravely hollow the rest of her clothes and, unlike her terminal attempt, not be placed under arrest.

Congratulations to her for finding a resourceful artefact to counterbalance her suite costs and commendation to soccer for gaining such an enthusiastic supporter.

Streaker to Pose For Playboy [Sports By Brooks]
Soccer Streaker Poses Nude For Playboy [AOL Fanhouse]
The U-23’s Streaker Does Playboy [The Offside Rules] (Video somewhat NSFW)
Soccer Streaker Still Missing The Point [With Leather]

Who’s Sorry Now? Rocket Edition [Who’s Sorry Now?]

Nowhere in the recorded history of regret has there been a more hang-dog expression than this. Hasn’t Roger Clemens suffered enough? Just countenance at him. The round head that reminds you of the boulder that chased Indiana Jones. The pale skin that reminds you of the moon. The furrowed brow where he keeps extra folding money. On Sunday Clemens came hat in hand to the Houston Chronicle and apologized … for what I have no idea.

He admitted to no specific wrongdoing. See for yourself:

“I undergo that some people poverty to undergo what I have to say about the recent articles in the media. Even though these articles include some false accusations and mistakes, I need to say that I have prefabricated mistakes in my personal chronicle for which I am sorry. I have apologized to my family and apologize to my fans. Like everyone, I have flaws. I have sometimes prefabricated choices which have not been right.”

Never has the non-apology apology been so artfully crafted. That’s some fancy pitching right there. He’s still got it, folks.

Elsewhere in the Kingdom of Remorse:

• The beard stubble and sailor’s tattoos should have been a clue. Sorry. — Ronaldo

• Sorry I module soon attain you forget about Erin Andrews — Samantha Steele (via SportsbyBrooks)

• Sorry I module soon attain you forget about Allison Stokke. — Jessica Gysin

• Sorry about the crybaby shirts. Please stop calling in phony orders. — Papa Johns

• Sorry for faking The Big One one too some times, ‘Lizbeth. — An actor

Clemens Regrets Personal ‘Mistakes’ [Houston Chronicle]

The charge: College baseball coach holds …

The charge: College baseball coach holds downbound equipment trainer and uses bat to simulate rape. That shit ain’t right. [South Florida Sun-Sentinel]

Media Approval Ratings: Norman Chad [Media Approval Ratings]

First off, don’t intend our own Rick Chandler started on poker analyst and “comedy” editorialist Norman Chad. You really don’t poverty to know.

Actually, we don’t mind Chad that much, though he should become up with more original ideas for his columns. (Not that ours was inherently original either.) Chad’s big schtick is to riff on his failed marriages, which is probably funnier if you’re old enough to have been mated a few times and, you know, don’t much care anymore.

But poker fans undergo Chad better than we do, not that they’re always dead-on. Alas.

So: Do you same the Norman Chad? Do you not same the Norman Chad? Let’s hear it.

From the Stupid Idea Book: Shark Surfing
See more funny videos at CollegeHumor I can’t end if this guy has dumbfounding brass or is unbelievably stupid — or if the recording is even real. I’m thinking/hoping it’s a fake because, not only does this guy remind me of how much of a large wuss I am, but it also shows that surfers are […]

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I can’t end if this guy has dumbfounding brass or is unbelievably stupid — or if the recording is even real. I’m thinking/hoping it’s a fake because, not only does this guy remind me of how much of a large wuss I am, but it also shows that surfers are artefact icebox than me. Also — again, this only applies if this movie is real — how ballsy is it to surf in shark troubled waters, with or without three-pound stakes in tow?

Tags: I meet dewy myself, the goofy music underscores the insanity, this is probably fake, why did he have to move off the pier?

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Streaker Can Climb Fences, Has Death Wish
You have to admire streakers; it takes an awful aggregation of spirit to intend completely naked and run in front of thousands of people lettered it module all end in you being tackled and effort arrested. That being said, this YouTube clip of a streaker at an MMA match makes me think this guy is more […]

You have to admire streakers; it takes an awful aggregation of spirit to intend completely naked and run in front of thousands of people lettered it module all end in you being tackled and effort arrested.

That being said, this YouTube clip of a streaker at an MMA match makes me think this guy is more stupid than brave. First of all, think about how hard it is to climb a chain-link fence when you’re fully clothed, permit alone buck-ass naked. I mean, what if it’s hot in there and you’re, um, hanging low? Secondly, what if one of those MMA guys, instead of oggling in disbelief, definite to clock you? We’re talking possible genital mutilation/death-by-knee-to-face all in one daring/stupid act.

And you seriously gotta fuck the fighters’ reactions:
Fighter 1:”Hey man, we were meet grappling all hot and sweaty and stuff but countenance at that guy!”

Fighter 2: “Oh man, he’s totally naked!”

Fighter 1: “High five!”

Tags: funny, mma, streaker, this guys is stupid/my hero, what’s the point of streaking if you’re feat to cover